The Measles President? Smallpox Prez? Mr. Diphtheria?
by Noah
"What an excellent team is coming along with Trump! Not with respect to Ukraine, but as far as everything else goes. If they are allowed to get in, they will quickly dismantle America, brick by brick. They are so great!"
- Vladimir Solovyov, Russian State TV Commentator
See all those empty seats behind RFK, Jr. there? If Psycho Donnie Trump's choice to head up The Dept. Of Health & Human Services gets approved by the idiots in the $enate, you better get used to it!
Every day I get multiple emails from the GOP and their Dear Leader trying to sell me Trump watches, Trump shoes, Trump Coffee (Covfefe) Mugs, Trump guitars, Trump signed bibles, Christmas ornaments that say MAGA on them, endless MAGA hats in every color, you name it. What you see RFK, Jr. wearing above will probably be next, the official Trump Administration pro-disease NASCAR outfit. It's a natural for his voters. They love NASCAR, you know. "Let's Go Brandon" and all that. Plus Republicans are always all about spreading death and misery. It's their brand and nowhere is that more evident than in their Dear Leader's picks to run the various departments of "our" federal government. It should be more than obvious by now that Traitor Trump is deliberately on a chosen path to utterly destroy the United States Of America if not the whole damn world; in this case Trump and his Russian handlers know the destructive power of more pandemics. Just look at all the deaths on GOP hands with what Trump did with COVID 19! So, yeah, why not the walking virus in a yellow suit that we see above? Yeah, create a world so diseased and destitute that only billionaires and vile oligarch scum are left with the wherewithal to pick up the pieces. Decades of dumbing down the population is working swell! "Bring on the polio! It's what's for dinner!" "Vaccines? We don't need no stinking vaccines! We got wheelchairs and iron lungs to sell at Walmarts across the land!!!!" "What's that you say? Coverage denied? Great!!!!"
The Trump NASCAR outfit will no doubt be eagerly bought up by Trump supporters everywhere. After that, it would not shock me if Trump puts an eager Stephen Miller in charge of the targeted distribution of lethal Smallpox-laced Trump blankets like the ones the government and "Christian" groups gave out to our Native American population back in the 19th century. Would they go so far as to hand those out in their immigration detention camps? That's very easy to imagine when you consider the kind of people Trump & Crew are. They'll be talking it up on the curvy couch at FOX-Pravda in no time, just as soon as they can get Hegseth and Pirro back to the set.
So I guess if you want you and your family to even have a chance to be healthy, you will have to move to a very blue state and save your rubles... you'll need them to pay for those inoculations because insurance won't cover any of them and phrma will add at least 1 zero to their price.
If you can, move to Canada or Spain.
Elections do have consequences.