Midnight Meme Of The Day! Diaper Don Trump, This Week's New Yorker Cover Boy!

by Noah

He didn't even have to fake this cover. There he is, in a Pulitzer quality courtroom drawing. He's always relished being on magazine covers. He even enjoys being spanked by porn stars with them, whether Mike Pence is watching from the closet or not.

In the future, this cover will be available in poster size. In fact, New York being New York, I expect it already is. I'm sure I could go walk down Broadway today and find it available in shop windows right next to those "I Love New York" T-Shirts, Empire State Building snow globes, and models of The Statue Of Liberty that actually light up.

Regardless of how this first trial may or may not turn out, it's nice to see this Orange Menace To Society looking so sad and beat up, a trapped, smelly, frightened rat. We New Yorkers have known what he is for a very long time, just like we knew what Vinnie "The Chin" Gigante was. Unlike Gigante, though, I doubt the Diaper Don will ever serve a day in jail.

Even if Diaper Don is convicted and sentenced, the appeal process can take years. And, Christ, I can see ol' "Go Along To Get Along" Joe Biden pulling a Gerald Ford and pardoning him in the biggest atrocity of our so-called justice system of all time. Go ahead Joe. Go ahead and tarnish your name beyond repair for all time but I wouldn't mind the Diaper Don living until age 103 or so, as long as it's on death row. Let him tweet out all day, too. Give him a book deal for "Tweets Of A Madman" or "Tweets Of A Traitor" too. Just make sure the Trumps and their Grand Old Domestic Terror Party can't profit from it. Sentence him to the chair or inject him with Lysol. Any of it works for me. Drown him in Weed B Gon for all I care. Just make him go away, real permanent like. Ditto for all his enablers, too. Say... Isn't that why God gave us volcanoes and quicksand?