by Noah
Money couldn't buy him love. He spent $1550 per vote received in Iowa and all he got were a bunch of lousy campaign t-shirts. So, poof! There he goes! No boat parade for you!!!
Ron DeSantis, take your white kinky boots with the lifts back to third world Flor-i-duh where the people love you and vote for you for your racism, your rabid homophobia and all the other "very fine people" attributes Republicans love everywhere. The thing is, you tried to out-Trump Trump and only Trump can do that. You shoulda known that but you deluded yourself. Do you have syphilis, too? Well, whatever. What's your next act, Ron? Life in a corrugated tin shack in the Everglades? A reality show called "He Swims With The Gators?" I kinda like that one.
