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Midnight Meme Of The Day! DeSantis Asks: Will These Boots Give Me The "Vision Thing?"

by Noah

Just so you know, I do have compassion for some Floridians but, right now, as I write this, I know that Florida has progressed from shithole state to killing zone state. They oughta put that on their license plates. I also have no doubt that Florida "governor" Ron DeSantis is in full panic mode, trying on box after box of brand new waterproof boots. I mean, c'mon, you have to know that all he cares about is not the well-being of the people of the state he misgoverns but the image he projects as he ventures out to pretend to care. Hint to Ronnieboy: No need to consult Lindsey Graham. Stick with those white go-go boots or whatever they are. That's how you'll always be remembered anyway.

Oh and if anyone spots Matt Gaetz out paddling around in a canoe looking for some teens that are stranded alone after having been washed out of their homes, please let us know. One can only hope that an aggravated alligator grabs him first. FEMA can rescue the kids before he gets to them.



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