by Noah
Always remember that your Republican neighbors may or may not have sex and, if they do, it's just for procreation not enjoyment, just like the cartoon says. Yep, strictly no fun! And it's a good bet that the twisted, sad, no fun, guilt-ridden copulation that Republicans flog themselves over has everything to do with why they're so obsessed with what the genitals of everybody else are up to.
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Oh, and don't forget, Boebert gets off on giving handjobs in front of kids in movie theaters. Gym Jordan likes to watch, and someone's got some nice photos of Lindsey Graham and he'll do and say anything to keep them hidden away in a Top Secret folder. The Diaper Don, you ask? Well, we know he loves to be spanked with magazines that feature his photo on the cover. There's a lot for a shrink right there! And, he'll pay up to $130,000 for that perfect ticket to paradise, too! Let the trial begin! Can justice feature a happy ending at long last?