Midnight Meme Of The Day! Attorney General Pam Bondi Is Just One Of Trump's Magicians

Now Ya See It. Now Ya Don't!!!

by Noah

"We believe in transparency and America has the right to know."

- Trump owned and operated Attorney General Pam Bondi commenting on the Epstein Files

Trump ordered his Department of Justice flunkies to review the Epstein Files, and lo and behold, as if by magic, there was nothing there that incriminated Trump. Who could have guessed! Oh wait! The client list has ceased to be? It never existed? Whatever, google for photos and film clips of Trump with Epstein and underage girls and you'll find a tsunami of them. Back in February, Bondi even made up binders full of Epstein Files and proudly made a bigly show of displaying them for the press in a West Wing press conference. That whole show was another sad case of a sadistic ghoul protecting sadistic ghouls.

OK, AG Pam Bondi has made a whole list of pedophiles disappear? Maybe her beloved Dear Leader was on it. Maybe she was on it. Maybe Bill Clinton was on it. The world probably won't know who was on it for 40 years but one thing's for sure; prominent corporate execs, bankers, and political people of every party were on it or else someone would have released it by now. The way I see it, what Pam Bondi just did with the list is not unlike what the Warren Commission did when they covered up the details of the JFK murder. The fact that Bondi went from saying the pedo list "is on my desk right now" to "There is no list" after four months of hyping endless tonnage of Epstein Files revelations like that idiot Geraldo Rivera did with Al Capone's vault tells the tale and tells it loudly. Now even some Trump supporters are pissed off. They want that list and they want it now. I can only assume that the real reason for that would be their hopes that every democrat you ever heard of is on the list. Remember, these people were so obsessed about an imagined basement pedophile nest being run out of a suburban Maryland pizza shop that one of them actually marched in there one day dressed like a fully armed Delta Force guy ready to "kill them all." They were promised Christmas and Bondi took Christmas away.

And I couldn't help but notice Bondi, when she suddenly announced that "There is no list," she didn't say there never was a list. She just said it just doesn't exist, present tense. She had nothing to say about what happened to it, just that it doesn't exist now. Being of sound mind and body, I can't help concluding that she or someone put the infamous pedo list in a shredder or maybe Trump himself stuffed it down one of his golden toilets just like he "allegedly" did with assorted Top Secret documents that incriminated him in all sorts of things. Look at it this way: If you were the president and you knew your name wasn't on the list, wouldn't you be putting the list out to the entire universe to show that your name wasn't there? And, if you were a Republican senator or Republican congressperson in charge of certain congressional committees, wouldn't you be demanding or begging for that list to come out immediately in order to prove your Dear Leader wasn't on it? Obviously they not only know he's on it but, for all we know, some of them are on it, too. The same goes for the people on the other side of the aisle. It's nice to hear though, at least House Democrats, led by top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee Jamie Raskin, are demanding the release of The Epstein Files. Let's see who objects. Place your bets!

Then there's the fact that as Florida's AG, Bondi once accepted an illegal $25,000 to make Florida's role in the investigation of Trump's bogus Trump University scam go away. Nice! She got $25,000 and the U.S. Attorney General job to make that go away! What else since then? What else right now? But, as I say, AG Bondi isn't the only member of the Trump administration that can wave her wand and make things miraculously disappear. Fellow ghouls like RFK Jr. can make vaccine availability disappear. Chief Justice John Roberts (Yes, he most definitely is on the Trump team) can make our hallowed concepts of law and justice disappear. DOGE can make your jobs disappear. Trump's Congressional goons can make your healthcare disappear. Pete Hegseth can make the security of our military secrets disappear. And Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller can even make you disappear. Magicians all! And proud of it!

Meanwhile, what happens to Ghislaine Maxwell? If there were no Jeffrey Epstein clients, just what is she actually guilty of and why is she in jail? Who knew you could be found guilty for sex trafficking underage girls to nobody? Have we reached the "Here's your pardon and $500,000,000 to keep quiet moment" yet? Or, should we put a "suicide watch" on her. Maybe Jared Kushner's bonesaw buddies are already on the way?

Addendum: Has anyone else noticed how extraordinarily dilated Trump's pupils often look these days?