by Noah
Have you ever seen Kyle Rittenhouse and "George Santos" in the same room at the same time? Is "George" Kyle, or, more darkly, is Kyle "George?" Both seem to be heroes of the Nazis and domestic terrorists that make up at least 88.8% of the Republican Party, so does it even matter? So many questions! For instance, does Kyle have a drag act in backwoods Wisconsin?
Even before I saw the picture of "George Santos," (Top) I was struck by his resemblance to another republican hero, Kyle Rittenhouse (Bottom). Brothers from another mother? Same dude? Clone results from a corrupted petri dish? Oh well, everyone has a type they find attractive so maybe that explains how "Santos" can get elected by republican voters and at least part of why republicans find Rittenhouse so appealing.
The thing is, now I really am wondering how long it will be that, knowing what a hero Rittenhouse is to the GOP, "George Santos" decides to save his seat in Congress by claiming to actually be Kyle Rittenhouse. Here's a fashion tip, "George," just put on a Nazi armband or blow your nose into an American flag handkerchief. You'll immediately get a standing ovation from your republican colleagues and a permanent primetime guest slot on FOX