Midnight Meme Of The Day! Another List Ghislaine Maxwell Might Be Interested In

by Noah

Ghislaine Maxwell has every reason to fear Donald Trump and Donald Trump has every reason to fear Ghislaine Maxwell. Both should be in maximum security federal prisons for the rest of their days. Only one of them has ever been in one. That's one measure of how sick and insane our society is. Even sicker, Maxwell has recently been moved to a different prison. No, not the cage at Alligator Alcatraz that she deserves. That's for people that republicans consider to be worse than sex trafficking pedophiles and rapists. Bizarro World. Bizarro people. I'm being kind.

Here's the other list Ghislaine should see, not that the meaning of it hasn't occurred to her. Never mess with The Godfather, especially when 77 Million crime-worshiping assholes voted him into the White House.

1. Jeffrey Epstein- Rapist and sex trafficker of underage girls. "Suicide in jail."

2. Jean-Luc Brunel- Jeffrey Epstein's alleged top teen model scout, "Suicide in jail."

3. Virginia Giuffre- Epstein trafficking survivor who talked. She was employed by Trump for his Mar-a-Lago spa. "Suicide."

4. Thomas Bowers- Head of Wealth Management at Deutsche Bank. Signed off on unusual loans to Donald Trump. "Suicide by hanging."  

5. Ivana Trump- Former wife of Trump. Also, best friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. "Fell down stairs." "Unusual" blunt force trauma to her torso. Buried at Trump golf course in Bedminster, NJ to prevent any court orders for exhumation.

6. Roy Black - Longtime Jeffrey Epstein defense lawyer. Died last week. Cause unspecified.

So, what's next? Is this just a list of consequences? Maybe, but that's a stretch. Ask yourself if you have a similar list of close friends and associates in your life. Unlikely. Very unlikely. If I knew what Ghislaine Maxwell knows... yeah, I would be concerned. Keep in mind that Maxwell is now in a minimum security prison. There are two sides to that. One is that a minimum security prison is a lot nicer for the incarcerated residents. Minimum security means there might be more opportunities to escape. The flipside is that it's easier to get in and target someone. 

As I began to write this, a large meeting at Vice President JD Vance's house had been scheduled. Trump consigliere Todd Blanche, and presumably others who have recently spoken with Ghislaine Maxwell, were said to be among the guest list. This, along with the recent shady lawyer visits to Maxwell, was obviously meant to be about strategizing to have everyone get their stories straight for whatever is to come. The meeting was suddenly "postponed" when word of it got out. Someone blabbed. 

It's now very worth noting that the proposed meeting would have been at least the third of a series of interesting meetings on the Vice President's recent calendar. It would have come (probably still will) after Vice President Vance suddenly flew to Montana two weeks ago to meet with Rupert Mudoch right before the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal published the instantly infamous "Birthday Letter" from Donald Trump to Jeffrey "Terrific Guy" Epstein. Turns out, it was the second time the Vice President had recently flown to Montana for a quick meeting with Murdoch. The first known time was in June.

Addendum: If I was proposing this tale to a Hollywood movie studio, I would have the meeting at Vance's house be a sort of Peter Thiel (Vance's billionaire sponsor and handler) directed substitute for Trump's cabinet not invoking the 25th amendment after they had repeatedly failed to do so. There are powerful corporate and political forces that really not just want, but personally need, this whole thing to go away. In my movie, Trump would be told he must resign tomorrow (August 9th) but first pardon Maxwell to help shut this thing up. What happens when he refuses to resign? That's for the thriller ending.