• Noah

Midnight Meme Of The Day! American Zombies Going Hungry

by Noah

Millions of American zombies are going hungry tonight. Hi, this is Noah for American Zombiecare. Did you know that for just 25 cents a day, you can provide a fresh meal and a home for a starving and wandering American zombie? Finding a brain to eat in America is becoming a harder task every day, especially but by no means exclusively, in the states of the Confederacy and like-minded locales, but with your generous help, American Zombiecare can help millions of starving, tattered, and critical thinking-challenged zombies. So, please consider. Just 25 cents a day. Just 1 dollar and 75 cents a week that can mean so much to a fellow American. For an extra 25 cents per week, we will actually see what we can do in Washington, DC to get the American zombies of the Democratic Party persuasion to get off their asses and do something about passing the voting rights bill before we become a total flaming totalitarian fascist dictatorship in January of 2025 if not sooner. So, please, open up your hearts and piggy banks and do your part. It's so little to ask but it can mean all the difference in the world. Don't wait. Do it today.