by Noah
Your Saturday Cartoon:
Yeah, I can't help but regard Don Jr. as a cartoon, and as they say, the apple don't fall far from the tree! Funny how we've endured all these years of the constantly sniffing orange faced Donald J. Hoovernose, Donald J. Hoovernose, Jr. and his hyper wacked out bulging-eyed girlfriend and no one outside of some of the folks at MSNBC have so much as raised an eyebrow about the obvious... Christ, a whole family of really sicko cartoon people. Take a look at Eric! I don't know what the fuck that is! What species? Let's not forget Trump's lovingly hand-carved and repeatedly hand-patted plastic daughter and that lifeless robot wife Melania. You want a family of cartoon freaks for a new TV series? There ya go!
Dare I mention the black ooze seeping out of his lawyer pal Rudy? Roger Stone with the tattoo of Nixon on his back? Steve Bannon who's apparently never bathed in his life so he tries to cover up his body odor with multiple shirts? The Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, literally hiding out in the bushes? Jared The Mannequin Rescue Boy who Trump must have found in a window display at Bergdorfs. Stephen Miller gluing powdered graphite on his head thinking he could make it look something like hair? What the fuck is that guy? What the fuck are any of them?
But, here we are: The crapola media going apeshit over a bag of cocaine being found in the West Wing of the Biden White House when they had all that time to speak out about what was obviously a much bigger problem before. Round the clock, 24 hour shrieking for the cameras! Now? You'd think it was the media hacks themselves that are high on coke! Not that I would insinuate anything. This is all alleged, of course. Yeah, but what are we to think when people act this way?
And while we're at it, here's a statement from the Great Orange Master Of Projection. Ladies and gentlemen, the man Republicans want to vote for again, still, in 2024 speaks on the matter!
Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden? But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was ‘very small,’ & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish.
As another brain damaged Republican idiot once said:
"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."
Say goodnight, Dan Quayle. Rest easy in the knowledge that the Trumps and all their supporters everywhere now make you look smarter by comparison.