Midnight Meme Of The Day! Alligator Alcatraz! Who Gets To Go?

Let Me Decide! It's Only Fair!

by Noah

Here's a thought: Since my tax dollars are being used to pay for ICE and are mixed in with the corporate sleazebag investment funds now being used to build for profit concentration camps around the country, how about I get to help choose who gets locked up in them? Seems like a fair proposition to me! Bondi and Homan (Pictured) would be a good start, as would anyone who's working for Trump in the White House or government at all. And why not start with those DOGE cretins that Traitor Don has allegedly "looking for waste." Just a thought, a passing thought, and I love the irony, too!

A few words about The GEO Group: I had never heard of The GEO Group until I saw the above meme so, being an inquisitive soul, "I did my research" by going directly to their website where I found the odor of Orwellian doublespeak distortions and disguises to be particularly strong. The first thing I saw was a black box in the upper left that contained the words, "Join Our Team!" and it states that GEO Group welcomes "a variety of views and perspectives." I declined to join. Then, as if their previous statement didn't break the Bullshit-o-Meter, they display a bigly header that claims they are the "Global Leader In Evidence-Based Rehabilitation." It gets worse. With the Bullshit-o-Meter now completely shattered down to its molecular level, The GEO Group has this to say:

"The GEO Group is committed to providing leading, evidence-based rehabilitation programs to individuals while in-custody and post-release into the community through the GEO Continuum of Care®. GEO's diversified services platform provides unique capabilities for the delivery of educational and vocational programs, cognitive behavioral and substance abuse treatment, and faith-based services. The GEO Continuum of Care is enhanced rehabilitation and reentry programming, including cognitive behavioral treatment, integrated with post–release support services."

You gotta absolutely love that "post-release into the community" and "Continuum of Care®" nonsense. I can't wait for the reports on how well they're looking after all their Alligator Alcatraz ICE kidnappee "guests" after they dump them somewhere. And there's no word about the snakes and clouds of mosquitoes at Alligator Alcatraz which are probably carrying every virus known to the universe. "Continuum of Care® my ass. The GEO Group even has a whole separate page proudly dedicated to their "ICE Processing Centers" (Sounds like "Logan's Run," doesn't it). at the specific sites around the country and their ICE "services" being performed for the federal government. They have this to say about that. Once again, you can't make this stuff up:

"All ICE Processing Centers operated by GEO have a long-standing record providing high-quality, culturally responsive services in safe, secure, and humane environments that meet the needs of the individuals in the care and custody of federal immigration authorities."

Yeah, "culturally responsive" and "needs of the individuals in the care..." The GEO Group's ICE page goes on to feature pictures of multiple sites, 14 of them! It looks like Naziland Florida leads the way with the most sites and I'm sure Gov. De Santis and his voters are very proud of that but other cousinfucker states are included. There's also even one in the northwest. I also found it interesting that, despite the dozens of photos of the facilities, not one kidnapped prisoner was shown. No pix of the already legendary non-gold toilet facilities either but see below. 

So, there ya have it Corruption with a capital C. This is definitely Vichy Collaborator stuff. Someone hand me the Thompson, please.

An Additional Thought For Today: "Our" country is so off the rails under Trump, Vance, and Speaker Johnson et. al. now that the makers of the recent episode of TV's South Park have demonstrated more patriotism and moral and constitutional fortitude than the once great Columbia University which has now caved to Trump by accepting his mob-style extortion of at least $200,000,000. Yes, those running Columbia into the ground are modern day Vichy Collaborators, too.