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Midnight Meme Of The Day! A Summary Of Trump's Defense!

by Noah

Yup, there it is in cartoon form, a summary of The Diaper Don's defense. Republican Logic 101, folks. Right in line with "If the president does it, it's not illegal," "Racism doesn't exist in America anymore," "A woman's body has ways of shutting that thing down," "The election was stolen," "Jesus is white," "Those people at the capitol were just tourists," "Ivermectin kills COVID," "The solution to everything is more guns," and all the rest.

The problem is, of course, that half the people you walk along on the street with everyday believe all this fly-infested bullcrap. They heard it on the radio. They saw it on the interwebs. Sean Hannitty, Joe Rogan, and Alex Jones told them. Sigh, if only we could convince them that making martinis with RoundUp would make them look and feel years younger! Shouldn't be that difficult.

Meanwhile at Sam Alito's Jersey shore house last weekend-



May 30

so... he's guilty. for the time being. the supremes haven't overturned any of the 34 convictions yet. But ... so what? A conscientious congress COULD impeach some pos for "high crimes and misdemeanors", but nowhere is it written that a convicted felon (X34) cannot RUN for president. And we all know that your pussy democraps won't impeach him for any of his actual crimes because ... pussies always do what pussies always do. Shit, they won't even indict him for treason and insurrection.

If anything, his official status now as martyr will probably earn him 3 million more votes. And biden is doing his all to suppress his own turnout by millions.

Hitler was convicted of what your pussy democraps…


May 30

I thought the solution to everything is tax cuts for the rich.

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