Yes, there are lasers from space that Republicans fear even more than Jewish Lasers from space! Gay Lasers From Space!!! Our gay brothers and sisters come in all denominations, minorities and political persuasions and that makes for one hell of a nightmare in the conservative camp. It keeps them mighty anxious! If only Ed Wood had thought to include Gay Lasers when he made "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Maybe he did but it was more that the Hollywood of the times could deal with.
And don't think for a second that Mike Pence didn't know about these gay lasers. He is the original Space Force guy, you know. He knows what goes on during those abductions. He knows all about it. Why else do you think he had to fight Lindsey Graham for the gig?