by Noah
Well alrighty, Mr. Custer! Whatever you say, General! You musta had your own Rudy Giuliani, Ronna Romney McDaniel, and My Pillow guy, too. I'm sure they helped you bigly!
General George Custer was known to be a very arrogant man, and it has been said by some historians that he had an overbearing sense of racial superiority towards our First Nations peoples. That's not a surprise, but, at least he never begged off a fight due to some bone spurs fakery. That was not his style, so any other comparison between President Crazy Pants and General Custer probably ends right there.
One other thought though: Imagine you are a Lakota warrior with dead Donald Trump's freaky orange head in your grasp back on that fateful day. You raise your blade to scalp him. You go to grab his "hair" with your other hand and... You can only yell a yell that bounces from ridge to ridge and is heard for miles- "What the Motherfucking Fuck is THIS??!!!?!!!!"