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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Presenting "Abortions By Herschel!"™ GOP Approved!



by Noah


Did Herschel Walker actually say, word for word, the words attributed to him in tonight's meme? At this point, with all the revelations about Walker and his horrid character, it doesn't really matter. It's the thought that counts. It doesn't really matter because, for all intents and purposes, he has conveyed that thought multiple times and his Republican Party has virtually adopted it as a mantra as they've circled the wagons around him and now worship him as a kind of messiah who matches their uber-misogyny and general derangement and could deliver a sick autocratic $enate majority into the hands of a pro-Putin traitor named Moscow Mitch McConnell.


Republicans across America regard Herschel Walker as a potential savior. Even as I write this, Moscow's fave $enator is franticly raising rubles and dollars for Herschel Walker, and Florida Medicare fraudster $enator Rick Scott is literally saying that Walker "represents Georgia values" and is visiting the state along with Arkansas Nazi $enator Tom Cotton. Cotton claims that Walker, if elected, will vote to keep violent criminals in jail. Of course, in Cotton's mind, Walker who put a loaded gun to his wife's head, would be a happy exception. One wonders how Cotton would feel if Walker shot a family member or two after being elected. My guess is Cotton would be just fine with it and Scott would, once again say Walker represents Georgia values.


By the way, in case you think that dirtbags like Scott and Cotton are exceptions, they are just token representatives in the matter for the entire Republican Party. They won the raffle tix to go to Georgia on behalf of the party. If anything, the revelations of Herschel Walker's past along with his endless current pronouncements have excited Republican politicians and voters alike. Here is no less than Republican National Committee Chairnazi Ronna Romney McDaniel over the past weekend, rushing to Walker's defense. And yes, these are her exact words, for real:

When polling started to show Republican Georgia Senate nominee Herschel Walker pulling away with the pivotal Georgia Senate race, Democrat operatives knew that they had to do something to blunt his momentum. So, they concocted a story to distract voters from the issues that matter most at this moment in time... The lies Democrats are peddling about Herschel Walker-- 30 days before Election Day-- are nothing short of character assassination.

Concocted? They concocted a story? Sure, Ronna. Nice to have further confirmation that you're as batshit crazy as your candidates. As if we didn't already know. Now, go put on your jacket with the buckles in back and go back to the asylum.

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