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Part 7: A Journal Of A Plague YearThe Lunacy For Which Republicans Stand. "Best Words," Vol. 4.

1. Republican Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel: McDaniel (Mitt's niece) lined up right behind Trump and committed the Republican Party to Trump's attempted overthrow of the 2020 election. Like 99% of the rest of her party, McDaniel is a conspiracy nut. Like the others, she is a traitor to this country and should be treated as such. To not do so will jeopardize the future of the United States Of America, a future in which a smarter, more organized president and his or her followers attempt a similar coup. Look how close Trump and his cadre of buffoons got. We won't be so "lucky" next time.

It's been rigged from the beginning, rigged from the laws that were being passed in the name of COVID to create a porous election, rigged in the sense that they kicked Republicans out of poll watching and observing.. and now you have a media that's rigging it again by saying we're not going to even listen to these stories.

Jeez, Ronna. Had a rough time in high school did ya? Everything that didn't go your way was rigged? Some other girl bought that dress in the window you had your eye on? "But that was MY dress! Rigged! Rigged!" And you made it a lifestyle thing? How has that been workin' for ya? Life is sooo against you. Rigged rigged rigged. Fraud fraud fraud. That's quite a mantra, Ronna. Funny how she doesn't see fraud in all the elections her party candidates won in Congress. You've found the perfect match in Trump.

Unfortunately, since it's likely that she'll never receive her deserved life sentence or firing squad for her part in her party's treasonous attempted coup and Trump will never marry her, what should Ronna Romney McDaniel's next job be? I'd say she's a natural for a position as a gameshow host for a show called "Pardons For Pay!" Each contestant will have to pay an exorbitant 7 figure amount of moola just to be a contestant with no sure fire guarantee that they will win a pardon from Senor Trumpanzee even though they already handed over the bag o' cash. It's the ultimate grifter move, something Madame Ronna has great experience in as evidenced by her begging her party's MAGA voters for contributions to Boss Donnie's "Election Defense," er, Retirement Fund. Sponsors like Chick-fil-A, My Pillow, and an all-new Trump University will be lining up for ad space.

2. Joe diGenova, Trump Lawyer: DiGenova was once, apparently undeservedly, a respected Washington lawyer but he has now shown himself to be a typically insane republican conspiracy theorist while further casting doubt as to whether the three words, respected, Washington, and lawyer should ever really be used together. Here he is, on the radio show of a fellow conservative nutbag named Howie Carr calling for Chris Krebs, the former head of GISA (Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency), who Trump fired, to be shot. This is how they roll. They say these things and then go back and hide under their rocks hoping some other lunatic follows up. No doubt he gets those ideas from his client in the oval office. You can easily imagine how often Trump, imagining himself to be Duterte, Putin, or Kim runs around the White House like the crazy man that he is, calling for people to be shot.

Mail in balloting is inherently corrupt and this election proved it. This was not a coincidence. This was all planned. Anybody who thinks this election went well like that idiot Krebs... That guy is a class A moron. He should be drawn and quartered, taken out at dawn and shot."

3. GOP Activist DeAnna Lorraine: Go ahead, call me sexist for thinking out loud that the name DeAnna Lorraine comes with its own pole and a stage. Frankly, my dears, I don't give a damn. Here's one of Ms. DeAnna's prize Republican insights of 2020:

God does not want us wearing masks... If you have a mask on, it means you actually don't trust God. You don't have faith.

Now, what was that about the GOP being pro-life? Move over DeAnna Lorraine. In a couple of weeks, there'll be a whole rancid tide of bimbos just like you flowing out of the White House. They can't all be hired by FOX "News" or K Street, and it's a bad time for waitress jobs. You'll have to share your pole. Don't sterilize it. Trust it in God!

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