No More Making Fun Of SeƱor Trumpanzee, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Traitor Greene And George Santos?
- Howie Klein
- Nov 19, 2023
- 4 min read

Did you read the last post, the one with āSeƱor Trumpanzeeā in the title. Tom Nichols thinks that with much of Americaās politics having descended into ignorant, juvenile stunts that distract us from the existential danger facing democracy, itās wrong to āuse silly and childish expressions [because] ājuvenile nicknames too easily blur the distinction between pro-democracy voters and the people theyāre trying to defeat.ā
āLet us recall,ā he wrote, āwhat pro-democracy citizens are up against. Donald Trump and many of his supporters in Republican politics are, in effect, a reality show, an ongoing comedy-drama full of Main Characters and plot twists and silly caricatures of heels and heroes.ā I write DWT exactly the way heās describing thatā like a sit com with characters we try to deveopā from SeƱor T himself to monsters, through the years like Mean Jean Schmidt, Duke Cunningham, Mark Foley, Jerry Lewis, Joe Crowley⦠to more recent villains like Kysten Sinema, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Miss McConnell, MAGA Mike Johnson, Joe Manchin, Matt Gaetz, Josh Gottheimer, Ted Cruz⦠Here, look at this; whoās missing?

Nicholas ask his readers to ā Think of Kari Lake, with her soft-focus, super-earnest TV presence. Watch Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin hitch up his pants and offer to duke it out with a Teamster, in a dopey scene that Hollywood would have left on the cutting-room floor. Tune in to Newsmax and chuckle as Representative Tim Burchett complains that Representative Kevin McCarthy gave him an elbow in the kidneys. Smirk along with the anchors as they suggest that Representative Nancy Mace, if McCarthy funds her challengers, might reveal some dirtā wink wink, nudge nudgeā on the former speaker. Trump himself is a man both menacing and ludicrous, one of the most improbable figures ever to be at the center of a cult of personality. His whining, his weird mannerisms, his obsession with personal cosmeticsāall make him an easy target for jokes and nicknames. But none of this should drag us into acting like children ourselves. Trump and his supporters might be inane in many ways, but they are deadly serious about their intentions to take power and destroy democracy. Their cavorting and capering is part of who they are, but it is also bait, a temptation to distraction and an invitation to sink to their level⦠Itās time to ditch all the coy, immature, and too-precious language⦠No more GQP, no more Qevin McCarthy, no more Rethuglicans and Repuglicans. No more Drumpf. No more Orange Menace. And no more of The Former Guy, which I know is popular among even many of my friends and colleagues in the media⦠[F]orgo calling the current Florida governor āDeSatan,ā āDeathSantis,ā and other grade-school epithets. I get it: Itās fun and sometimes funny. But as I warned, it also signals a needless lack of seriousness about the threat to democracy:
āInstead,ā he suggests, ābe direct and uncompromising: āYouāre wrong. I think you know that youāre wrong, and I think, in your heart, you know youāre making a terrible mistake.ā Thatās the best you can do in a family setting. Among friends, the approach might be different: āYou know that these conspiracy theories are not true. And Donald Trump is a fascist. Youāre not. But thatās what youāre supporting.ā ⦠[A]s much as possible, be kind, be patient, be politeā but be unyielding in what you know is right.ā
My friend Jimmy agrees with him 100%. Heās not even very political but he seems offended by our comedic character developmentā and the caricatures from our art department makes has completely turned him off from even looking at the site. Oh, well⦠you canāt please everyone. I taught about the music business at McGill. He taught about Russian affairs at Dartmouth and strategy at Annapolis. Iām pretty sure he was a Republican at one timeā he worked as a legislative aide to Senator John Heinz (R-PA)ā and he argued that conservatives like himself should vote for Hillary, as much and they (and he) hated her, because Trump was worse and too mentally unstable to be commander in chief.
I respect his suggestionā and thereās more than one way to skin a cat. Nichols doesnāt read DWT and I suspect that neither do many ex-Republicans who taught at the U.S. Naval War College. I donāt write it for them. Iām sure, for example, Nichols would have been outraged if he had read how congressional homophobes like Mark Foley, Denny Hastert, Aaron Schock, Ed Schrock Larry Craig, David Dreier, Mitch McConnell, Jim McCrery, Phil English, Dana Rohrabcher, Lindsey Graham, Patrick McHenry⦠were outed by DWT year and years before they were āofficiallyā outed. In fact Lindsey Graham and Patrick McHenry are still officially straight which means in Tom Nichols world, they are straight. So we canāt use these:

Trump voters or even Trump-adjacent voters donāt read The Economist and its excellent analysis of who poses the biggest danger to the world in 2024 (spoiler not Putin or Xi). Satire and caricature have been around since ancient times, although critics with a kind of psychological rigidity and inflexible mind sets canāt see any legitimacy in their use. Some people have difficulty understanding the difference between humor and reality and take satirical or exaggerated statements literally, and feel that these statements are a direct attack on their beliefs, especially if theyāre not inside their confirmation bias. A discomfort with ambiguity or multiple interpretations, make it difficult for some peopleā especially with some people with a tendency towards order and conformityā to appreciate the nuanced and often ambiguous nature of satire.