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Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Congratulations Trump attorney Michael van der Venal! You've successfully defended the worst traitor this country has ever had! I do have to say that I do feel bad for you, though. I mean, how ya ever gonna top that? Too bad for you that Osama bin Laden is dead. I bet you wish you could go back in time and represent all sorts of history's vilest villains. Pol Pot? Ivan The Terrible? Ivar The Boneless? Stalin? The leading thousand points of light of Nazi Germany? Boy, I bet you would have loved to take on the defense of everyone Simon Wiesenthal uncovered. I can see the autobiography you probably already have a title for. What is it? "My Dinner With Mengele?" Each chapter could be dedicated to the favorite moments in your illustrious career. I can see the chapter headings now: "Partytime With Caligula," "Breaking Bread With Idi Amin," "Riding With Genghis Khan..." I'm sure that's stuff you spend a lot of time fantasizing about but you'll have to console yourself with happy knowledge of what you did to America and you did for Trump. Actually, you did nothing for him. Gus Hall could have defended Trump and those miscreant, domestic terror-supporting traitors in the $enate would have still given him another free pass. He's their Jesus after all!

Look, Mr. van der Venal, I know everyone deserves a lawyer in America. At least that's what they say, but there comes a point where whom you choose to represent says as much about you as it does about the crime the defendant is accused of and Traitor Trump is definitely a bridge too far! Anyway, I can't wait to see who you run to defend next and I know that, when the next pipe bomber or school shooter shows up, you'll be running down the street to push your way to the front of the line and I hope you knock Rudy Giuliani and Sydney Powell over to get there. Your defense brief? Easy. Whatever happened is a hoax! Am I right? Of course I am! It's the Republican way!

By the way, has Trump paid you yet?

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