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Midnight Meme Of The Day! Yes, Evangelicals Have Their Own Petting Zoo!

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

Touch the hem of his garment indeed! Praise Jaysus! My God! How do they stand the stench??!!!? Well, I suppose they do know that zoo animals often leave some deposits on the floor. So, maybe they expected at least some smell. Don't worry, I'm sure there's more than a few freakazoid $enators around that are happy to pick up a souvenir. Tommy Tubbervile and those two whackos from South Carolina are always at hand and maybe Don Jr. and Eric are assigned to make sure there's plenty of hay and/or wood shavings to spread on the floor wherever daddy goes.


Do you wonder what happens when their false god starts speaking his gibberish at their little get-togethers? Does that scare the Christonuts away? Nope. The explanation is easy. They think he's possessed of the spirit and is speaking in tongues. The holy verbiage of Gawd! And, like all Republicans, they lap up every damn word.


Now if only I could introduce some very tempermental rattlesnakes into this whack-a-doodle show. I'm sure more than a few of these lost souls are into the religious snake handling thing. Go ahead you damn loons! Make our day! How 'bout some spittin' cobras, too!  



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