by Noah Your Saturday Cartoon: You think he doesn't? You think he hasn't? You think he wouldn't? Christ, he'd do it 24 hours a day! And he'd give Putin a folder of nuke secrets and other state secrets, too, if he, by some miracle, hasn't already. All in hopes of reward, reward, reward. A reward way beyond "Russia, if you're listening." You wonder why Lindsey, Mitch, and "Ted" have always stuck by Dear Leader Trump and given him everything he's ever asked of them? Just envy? The groveling goes on swirling down the chain.* Then there's the 74,000,000 of our neighbors who hope to get something out of it all, too.
*Even the lenient Judge Jonathan Goodman, who arraigned Trump this past Tuesday, let him leave without so much as a confining ankle bracelet on his chubby orange ankles. I guess he had some sort of quack doctor's note about bone spurs. Not only that but get this: Putin-loving Traitor Don was not considered a flight risk so his passport was not confiscated. That's right, a man who owns his own jet airliner and loves fellow goons like Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Viktor Orban is not only free to fly around our country to incite violence, he's free to fly clean out of the country. What little joke restriction did the judge impose instead? He told America's #1 terrorist leader not to talk to any fact witnesses about the case. The judge and both legal teams know damn well how that will turn out.