Midnight Meme Of The Day! Trump As Detective-In-Chief? More Like Defective-In-Chief

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by Noah

Detective or defective? As the headline above illustrates, one little letter can make all the difference just as a single word in a sentence can. Language is a little game to me. Some words are the best words. Some words... not so good. Context matters, too. Recently, I even pointed out one word in a letter from Trump to his pedo buddy that, as an anagram, seriously changes not just the original word but the meaning of the letter and the relationship shared by the two men and potentially so much more. And, as we know from that instance, a drawing included in a letter can make a difference, too. That's a context that matters right there. 

So, does the endless deterioration of his babbling make Traitor Don Trump a defective rather than a detective? You bet! Of course it does but, sadly, we can't take him back to the store for repairs. Any reasonably intelligent person could listen to Trump speak for just 2 or 3 minutes during the 2016 campaign and see that his mind was unglued to the point of insanity. Then there was his junacy about the "crowd size" at his first inauguration. After that it was the "Inject bleach and put some light up your ass" moment, and so on and so on. 

The remedies for this situation such as the 25th amendment or an impeachment conviction haven't been used. That is, ironically, because Defective Trump has been repeatedly protected by a hand selected equally defective cabinet and an equally traitorous $enate Majority Leader named Moscow Mitch McConnell who is obviously slavishly devoted to all things Trumpian. Was the money that good, Mitch? I guess it was. 

Now it appears, barring some sort of deus ex machina, we will have 3 1/2 more years of this increasingly intense insanity; if we last that long. Oh Boy! Meanwhile, we hope in vain that two-thirds of Washington chokes to death from swimming in the raw sewage they create or maybe while trying to joyously gargle with their rubles and bitcoins. Keep in mind that the "Smiling Guy" shown in the cartoon is JD Vance (the eating the dogs and cats guy) and if the GOP's beloved Don Pervo suddenly croaks his last, JD is the new president and he gets to appoint a new VP who will no doubt be a continuation of the horror, and, the Republican majority will eagerly give their approval just as fast as they can. Already we can see that, in her head, Kristi Noem thinks it might be her.