by Noah
I get so many merchandise emails from the RNC and Trump headquarters that I'm surprised a MAGA cigarette lighter hasn't been offered, yet. Maybe soon. It'll come along with an offer of a nice gasoline can with the party's elephant logo. The cigarette lighter would be all red of course and I'm sure we'd be offered a choice of MAGA lettering or an artful shadowy outline of the elephant.
Anyway, kudos to the great Mike Lukovich for the fine cartoon depiction of the Republican Party Dream. Traitor Don is indeed their messiah, the messiah they have hoped for since at least the days of Pat Buchanan. And yes, Trump is still their messiah even as his legal troubles mount up. How can I tell? Easy, do you see any of them speaking out against him? Nope, and judging also from the glowing emails I get from RNC Chairbozo Ronna Romney McDaniel, he's still very much their guy, and no reasonably intelligent citizen should be surprised.
The countdown to the next Timothy McVeigh has already begun. Don't be shocked if, one day soon, you hear news of some old goon wearing a faded Newt Gingrich t-shirt being pulled over on the Interstate with a rented truck full of detonators and bags of fertilizer.