by Noah Tucker Carlson has spent years as a top Trump Fluffer, Putin Propagandist, and master of bad taste and now he whines and wonders why people curse him out in restaurants. That's so rich, Tucker! Why not just stay home and eat your family's crappy TV dinners? Here's another thought, Traitor Boy, if you wanna walk into a restaurant and get standing ovations and cheers, go to your beloved Russia! Hell, you could even try Flor-i-duh. Maybe they'd have a nice Tucker Boat Parade for ya! Here's a tip from your ol' buddy Noah, though. Do it just as a category 5 hurricane is hitting. Better yet, it's only a matter of time before that hellhole gets a category 6, so wait 'til then. Be sure to take some of your friends with you, too. If you want, I can provide a list.