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Midnight Meme Of The Day! This Is More Than 'Eyes Reveal The Soul' Stuff

by Noah

By now, I can easily imagine that every Republican in Congress carries a picture of Steve Bannon in their wallet and kisses it each night before they go to bed. He is and has been a key advisor to the GOP Dear Leader. In addition, I have no doubt that Steve Bannon is unfamiliar with the concept of regular bathing or showering, unless, maybe, he gets an occasional invitation from Gym Jordan. The camera does not lie.

But take another look at the picture above. Now recall whatever images you have in your mind of the puffy, mottled orange face of Trump, or the strangely malformed circus sideshow visage of Roger Stone, complete with his totally real tattoo of Nixon on his back. Then, proceed to "Ted" Cruz and the likes of Marjorie Traitor Greene, Moscow Mitch, and Miss Yeti 2022, Marsha Blackburn. Can you really look at Tom Cotton and not think to yourself that something is really wrong there? The list goes on and on but hey, I would hate to ruin your day with suggestions of things you can't unsee; hideous freaks all. Freaks that specialize in freakshow politics. Don't forget Matt Gaetz! What the hell is that!?!!

Someone should do a documentary of these people and their colleagues such as Paul Goser and Louie Gohmert. It would center around how the inner ugliness of a person can, over time, alter their physical appearance and do it in profoundly bad ways. The Morlocks of H.G. Wells come to life; vicious, anti-social and devoid of remorse.

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