The worship of false idols! Yeah, this is one of those things you just can't unsee but, you know what they say, "If you see something, say something." So, here 'tis, a microcosm of the GOP on wheels! Trump, Jesus, DeSantis, and it's in Flor-i-duh! Of course it is! Next time some fool tries to tell you there's such a thing as a sane Republican, just show them this mobile Trump shrine and say, "I rest my case." For them, it's the holy of holies.
Among the trinkets for sale, I bet they sell maps to the homes of prominent democrats and probably copies of the Top Secret classified documents that Trump stole and spirited down to Mar-a-Lago, too. And, how much you wanna bet that Donnie the Sniffer, Jr. is the driver and Ivanka, Jared, and Baron run the cash registers? Eric? They had to fire him because he couldn't make the correct change no matter how hard he tried. It's a family business.
The whole thing isn't just a Trump shrine on wheels, the bus doubles as a bus for insane asylums offering day trips, pick ups, and deliveries! This is how the Republican Party rolls. This is how the Republican Party gets the nazis and conspiracy nuts that make up their party to the polls! I think Jim Jones started this way but, please God, can't we just fast forward to the point where all of Trump's cultists just happily take the cup of cyanide-laced grape juice and drink it all down with one big gulp? Just tell them Tucker Carlson said it was A-OK. He'd never steer them wrong!