by Noah
It's true! Reps. Greene and Gaetz, two of the very top, top, tippy top faces of today's Republican Party are heading out across these United States o' Murica to promote their party's family values. When I first heard about this story and saw the accompanying photo, my first response was "Isn't she a little old for him?" But, then it hit me! These two are a new Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell going out on a tour of the country's high schools to talk to teens who will reach the voting age of 18 by 2022. Or is it 2024 or 2026? Will there be playground picnics, lemonade stands, and an occasional gym teacher for Ms. Greene? Spokescretins for Greene and Gaetz have announced that the first stop on the tour will be a retirement community in Flor-i-duh but I think it's safe to say that that is just for cover and a photo op or two with some old folks. Although... the day of that visit might also be a day put aside for visits from the great-grandchildren.