Midnight Meme Of The Day! The Devil Calls Jimmy Swaggart Home

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

It wasn't all bad news this week. Pentecostal hypocrite Jimmy Swaggart croaked his last on Tuesday at the age of 90. His followers are no doubt fighting over his extensive porn collection as you read this. Oh wait. Not today. Today is Sunday. They will resume tomorrow.

I would very much like to have one thing Jimmy Swaggart owned, though. Let's say I covet it. I'd love to have that vintage convertible he used to ride around in with his hookers. Don't worry, I would definitely have new upholstery installed. I can sell the old stuff to J. D. Vance.