by Noah
Yup. There's something about Matty! How does he get his hair to do that? Millions of Republicans want to know! He stands there on the House floor with his fabulous freaky coif and shows his adoring colleagues the pictures but only his hairdresser knows for sure. But, hey Matty! Your secret is out! Now, how long will it be before all House Republicans are sporting the new JizzWave™ hairdo?