by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
Yes! Let's definitely give it up for Luna Rotisserie And Taproom in Carrboro, NC! When some local anti-mask freaks or, as I call them, Maskholes, were refused service for not respecting their fellow patrons and agreeing to wear masks until their food arrived, they were asked to leave. In retaliation, they mustered all 90 points of their combined IQs and got their revenge against Luna with a bad review. If you can't make it out, it reads as follows:
This place is full of Satanic activity. As free breathing humans, we were discriminated against, the wait staff refused to serve our laughing, smiling faces. I cannot believe the treatment we received here, as we were "below" them. If you like freedom, go elsewhere!
The nutjobs gave Luna a 1-star review and smugly patted themselves on the back. "So there!" The problem is though, what they did is what commenters and reviewers often do. They unconsciously revealed to the world that they are totally self-absorbed agenda-mongering mentally suspect douchebags. In this case, they gave Luna a free marketing slogan and low cost ad campaign. The restaurant put the whole review on a nice gold T-shirt (See above) and featured the first line of the review as a headline. It was a natural! Business is up, requests for the shirt have gone viral and many customers are driving further than they ordinarily would just to sample some of that "Satanic activity" Luna is now known for! Kudos to Luna Rotisserie And Taproom. Natas! Natas!