Midnight Meme Of The Day! Republicans Now Have A Ton Of Time On Their Hands!

by Noah

Yep, no rapture came with that end o' times eclipse yesterday. What's a Republican to do? What's a Republican to do today? What's a Republican to do the rest of their freakazoid lives? Damn, I hope they didn't quit their jobs last week. If so, I guess they can spend the rest of the week looking for a new job, although, I know I'd never hire any of their kind. Republicans need not apply. I mean, Christ, have you seen these people? Worse, have you ever heard one speak??!!!??? 

I wonder, did they, figuring they wouldn't be needing them anymore, give away all their personal belongings? Their clothes? I hope so. Think about it; Texas deserves to have to see "Ted" Cruz walking around naked in the street. Ditto Florida with Ron DeSantis, although I bet those kinky boots of his are on so tight they'll never come off. Watch out ya don't get sunburned anywhere, Ron! Better put on some of that coppertone lotion! Call Marco! He'll help you, for 50 bucks.

Oh well, Republicans got it all wrong about yesterday's solar eclipse. Wrong kind. A Flat Earth eclipse is what it's all about for them. Now we normals can just sit back and count the seconds before they start telling us one's coming, and their Jaysus who mysteriously looks like a cross between Trump and Hitler will arrive to take them to an all white members only paradise.

Meanwhile, count me-