by Noah
Of course, we should have left Afghanistan years ago. What a diabolical money pit it was, for us, for the Ruskies, the Brits way back in the 19th century, the Turks before that, and so on and on down through the pits of time. How far back do you wanna go? Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it and all that. Over and over again. Oh yeah, but the folks who make the weaponry make out like the biggest bandits of all time!
So, I have an idea: Since the NRA and their all too willing republican slaves love guns so much and want to stay in Afghanistan forever, there's a simple solution to this quandary! Let's give Moscow Mitch, Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham and each of their Proud Boy friends a new government issue M4 or M27 Automatic Infantry rifle and send them packing to Afghanistan. They don't like it here anyway. Hell, I can see Louie Gohmet as a modern day Pvt. Doberman so send him along, too! And, we can have Screamin' Jeanine Pirro lead the charge. Send the whole damn repug caucus and any Dems who still want to be there too. Pirro can scare the bejesus out of the Taliban with her mega decibel shrieking voice echoing through the barren mountains, causing a massive avalanche of rocks and dust. We'd be done with them all and the Afghans will just shake their heads in wonder.