Your Saturday Cartoon
by Noah
Jeez, here we are, in Holy Week, the day before Easter, and "people are saying" the man republicans think was "Sent by God" could still start to lose his assets. Could it be that the "Oh Great Republican God" has turned his back on their gooey orange savior? Given that, a Trump shopping network may just be the very next step in The Diaper Don's attempts to raise money to pay off the ever-increasing financial judgements against him. Sure, he got what may be just a temporary break this week, but there's going to be more demands on his man purse as the cases filed by various police and security officers against him over his January 6th terrorist plot against the country reach their resolution, not to mention those brought by other people working in the Capitol Building and politicians such as Rep. Eric Swalwell mount up.
The amount of money Trump has to and will have to come up will just keep growing and growing. The $92,000,000 judgement against him from the E. Jean Carroll rape case was just a beginning. Since then, Trump has been trying to sell his MAGA hats in every color imaginable. That includes gold, of course, to match those hideous gold sneakers he came up with. It's kinda fun to watch the increasing panic in his sales pitches. Someone should reenact them all on youtube.
Addendum:Â I love my emails that I get from the Republican monkey cage. The one I just got from Lara Trump says-Â
"I just viewed your profile, Noah, and I was very impressed. Few in the GOP have demonstrated the kind of commitment to Conservative values that you have, which is why I'm nominating you to become a Republican Living Legend!"
She even says I've "got what it takes." I don't know what profile those barely smarter than a flatworm peeps were lookin' at but it seems that all I have to do is accept my nomination is send some cash and I'll get a cheap fake gold medal on a ribbon that will fade by the time it gets here. Grift-o-Matic!