by Noah
We are witnessing the last vestiges of what has been known as the Arab-Israeli conflict.
-Jared "Boy Genius" Kushner, in a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed just two months ago.
There he was, Jared Kushner, the little robot boy with the custom rebuilt wife. Jared Kushner, aka Teenage Nevile Chamberlain, the man who Donnie Trump put in charge of bringing peace to the Middle East. Jared Kushner, wingman to his buddy who chops up journalists. Jared Kushner, the poster boy for curious and suspect financial dealings with Chynnaah. Jared Kushner, the brainless boy arrogant enough to think that he, of all people, could bring peace to a region that hasn't known peace since before the Cro-Mags hiked into the region and found it peopled with Neanderthals. Jared Kushner, the boy that was stupid enough to claim he'd done it.
Jared Kushner's father-in-law, while claiming yet again that he deserved a Nobel Peace Prize, claimed right out loud in public that the little robot boy had achieved a "great victory" with his "Abraham Accords" back in 2020. Sort of a "Peace in our time!" moment, or was it "Mission Accomplished?" Too many in the press pushed the faulty narrative because, of course, they wanted to pump up the Trump administration. In reality, it was what it seemed to be to anyone with 2 eyes and a few brain cells, a publicity stunt that had "election year" written all over it. What a goddamn farce!
Jared got the U.A.E., Bahrain, Sudan, and Morocco all to agree to his fake treaty. Who knows what he gave them (at our taxpayer cost) in return beyond what is already known? What was the kickback scheme on this one? And, too bad he forgot to include the Palestinians. Too bad he trusted his daddy-in-law's pal Netanyahoo. Details. Details. Kaboom. Kaboom! Yeah, but the little robot boy wears such a nice suit. I can't wait 'til Ivanka goes on FOX and suggests that Biden invite all parties to a camping trip in the oval office, complete with a nice big indoor tent made up of old gold drapes and sheets left behind by the Trumps. They can all make s'mores. She'll even suggest that Kamala pack hamberder lunches for each of the participants.
Time is running out. Soon the Palestinians will be in the majority, population-wise, in Israel. You know, like "Trust the science." A minority that tries to rule a majority with blind eyes and an iron fist is just going to stress itself even further. Ask South Africa. I won't claim to have the solution but I know that sending in a little robot boy to fix it and him calling the ongoing dispute just a "real estate problem" wasn't it.
I wish everyone the best over there, for their sake and the world's, but let me finish by just switching one word in Demented Donnie's infamous statement about healthcare: "Nobody knew peace could be so complicated!"