Yep. Tonight's meme is true! At least until a few days after this year's midterm elections in November. Then, if all goes in accordance with the GOP's hopes, a mob of Republikooks will fight it out in a free-for-all quest to become the American Ayatollah. Who will win out? "Ted" Cruz? Marjorie Traitor Greene? Donnie Psycho? Rudy? Paul Gosar? Ron DeSatan? Mo Brooks? Franklin Graham? The Horned Chewbacca Guy? The Camp Auschwitz Guy? Stephen Miller? Steve Bannon? The Pillow Idiot? Mittens Romney? Some goon from FOX? The horrific possibilities are endless. May they all martyrize each other in the effort.