Midnight Meme Of The Day! Fake God! False Idols!

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

I saw this meme* and even a non-believer like me knew which of the Ten Commandments it referred to, and no, I didn't go to school in some god-forsaken nut state hellhole like Florida, Texas, or Oklahoma. All I had to do was look it up to see where it stood on the list. Turns out it's Number One! Top of the charts, baby!!! 

So there ya are. Republicans worshiping their fatted cow. I can only hope they turn into cannibals and decide to put him on the luau soon, very soon. Go ahead, all you kooks and pervs! Put a sturdy stick up his ass and a pineapple in his fat orange mouth and have at it!!! I can hear all that fat sizzling from here!!!! 

*The origin of the photo of the lunatic bowing to his god? It was taken at a CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) just a few years ago. Amazing that conservatives have gotten even worse since then? Well, no, in reality, it's just that they are now even more open about their insanity. So much so that they don't even mind publicly showing their support for pedophilia.