Midnight Meme Of The Day! Death Cult Cash

by Noah

Your Saturday Cartoon:

Does that cash in your pocket have a bloody past?

Chances are that if you could map out all the people any even moderately worn single dollar bill in your pocket has come in contact with, it would show faster connections with more people than any regular "6 degrees of separation" experiment. And, if you find a dollar that's covered in bloodstains? Well, I can certainly see why you might think that it came out of any top Republican's pocket. Just think, you might have a dollar with some dried blood on it that once belonged to Moscow Mitch, "Ted" Cruz, Tucker Carlson or any of 'em.