Midnight Meme Of The Day! Circle Jerks For Christ!!!

Sunday Thoughts

by Noah

Look at that guy! A real "Family Values" man! Has he been to the White House and received his Medal of Freedom from Trump yet? His name is Jordan Christopher Yates and he's just pled guilty to two felony counts of possession of child porn so that ought to qualify him for at least a free pass to sit in on a Trump cabinet meeting. If it isn't, I'm sure he can get word to Trump's sons about his prior conviction for the same thing and that will smooth the way. He might even get a speaking slot at the next GOP convention! After all the My Faith Votes group of Chistonuts that he headed up up until, very recently, he suddenly didn't, are very prominent at other Republican get togethers like Turning Point USA and CPAC. Knowing how full of forgiveness evangelicals are, I'm sure they're just waiting for this thing to blow over.

I'm not surprised to hear about this guy. Hardly a day goes by when the arrest of another one of them doesn't pop its head up. You know, like Trump's former "Spiritual Advisor" Pastor Robert Morris who got hisself arrested for child sex abuse earlier this year, as if people like Trump need an advisor for something like that, right? It's endless. And, apparently it's a qualification.

Addendum: As I was just finishing this up on Friday morning, the news broke that another prominent Trump supporter named Ghislaine Maxwell had been quietly moved out of the Tallahassee Federal Prison that was supposed to be her longterm residence to a lower security facility in Texas. My first thought was, "Don't they know Jack Ruby isn't available to take on any more assignments?"