Rejoice! Behold the Second Coming! The return of the new Jesus of The Republican Party is nearly upon us! Donald Trump is about to be reinstalled into the White House by angels and archangels of the porno kind! So speaketh the Gospel of the Pillow Guy! The Orange God will descend from the heavens of Flor-i-duh in his backwards rubber pants! He will be King of America forever! Pay no attention to the sloshing of the golden liquid in his shoes!
And, hey, if it doesn't happen, don't worry. The Republicans will just come up with another date, and another after that, and another after that. As with the Christonut idiots that keep predicting and re-predicting the second coming of the real Jesus, It is their way.