Midnight Meme Of The Day! And You Thought Kristi Noem Only Approved Of Killing Dogs

Your Saturday Cartoon

by Noah

Yep, that quote in the first panel of today's cartoon from Traitor Trump's Department Of Homeland Security head Kristi Noem is exact. The statement in the second panel? Just a fact of the reality of Republican run government. If you're a Republican who assaults or even kills a law enforcement officer and can show that you did it for Dear Leader Donnie, maybe by wearing a Camp Auschwitz T-Shirt or filming yourself taking a dump on a Democrat's desk in the Capitol Building, you get a get out of jail free pardon. Maybe an invite to the oval office or Mar-a-Lago, too, and you won't even have to wear a suit or shoes! Oh, and if you have the money and wanna invest in one of the Trump family's patented shady crypto schemes, that's good for a lifetime pardon for anything additional and an overcooked meal that looks and tastes like someone dumped a crappy Swanson TV Dinner onto a plate of tacky Trump china.