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Midnight Meme Of The Day! A Happy Tax Day To Non-Billionaires!




by Noah


That's right, I'm not wishing a happy anything to billionaires. They can buy happiness, can't they? I mean, c'mon, if you can buy $upreme Court Justices, $enators and Congresscretins, you can buy happiness, right? Easy-Peasy. I mean, have you ever seen one walking wearing a "Not For Sale" sign? Oh, all right, I guess I can at least wish them safety and security. They don't pay even a speck of a fair share and because of that they're having to pay more and more on personal security every year. Ain't it funny how they don't get the connection.

 

Ask me if I have an ounce of sympathy for such lowlifes. I don't. Could you ever feel sympathy towards a nasty dweeb like Mark Zuckerberg? A nazi mental case like Elon whatshisname? They should all know by now that if they paid their fair share of taxes, the chances of someone seeking revenge, justified or not, would be lessened, but they don't. The only thing today's billionaires nurture is that will. It's a damn shame that they don't even stop to think that, as the years go by, more and more technology to weaponize against them will become available to everyone. New restrictions here or there might slow that down but they won't prevent the inevitable they themselves have manufactured. Where there's a will, there's a way. The soon to be trillionaire class types have isolated themselves from reality and humanity so much that, whether they know it or not, they've created and adopted their own psychopathology. But, I guess people like billionaires get so isolated from the world that they just think it'll only happen to the other guy. Damn, that's not a great way to go through life, even if you think you can use arrogance as a shield.

 

We need a National Museum of Billionaires where we can all see the likes of Zuckerberg, Harlan Crow, Ken Griffin, the Mercers, et al. encased in blocks of ice. There, Americans could pay a nominal extra entrance fee of $5.00 for the privilege of spitting on the ice blocks. You could even get a little sticker that says you did so.

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