Those who are fans of the great "Better Call Saul" and "Breaking Bad" TV shows know that, when you need something done efficiently and professionally, with no questions asked, Mike Ehrmantraut is a man you can count on. If you don't know about Mike, just go back to watching "Dancing With The Stars," "The Masked Singer" or whatever other crap TV you rot what's left of your brain with.
Suffice to say, Mike should be on call for 1/20/21. Although, I'd prefer that Mike not be "too nice" as Donnie Trump would say, he doesn't have to give him the Jimmy Hoffa treatment or anything like that. He could just leave him in my front yard, bound, gagged, and whimpering, of course.
Or, I could just call these guys:
Or, maybe just this guy