by Noah
That's right, Donnie Psycho! And no Nobel Prize for you either! You don't even get a hamberder named after you at Burger King. Instead I suggest a nicely engraved tombstone with an epitaph of my choosing. Something like this:
He came. He saw. He failed, and failed, and failed.
Grand Wizard in Hell.
Donald Trump Buried Here. Wash hands after urinating.