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Matt Gaetz’s War To The Death With Cavin’ Kevin

The GOP Conference Is Reliving Junior High


2 fortunate sons flank one very unfortunate son

Matt Gaetz is skating on thin ice— as he has his whole life. Most people believe Kevin McCarthy will eventually bend so fully to the will of the House neo-fascist caucus that they will allow him to become speaker, or at least have the title, which is all he cares about anyway. If that happens, Gaetz will be at the very top of McCarthy's enemies list. It’s Gaetz— the spoiled child of a wealthy, politically-powerful father— who has organized the fringe-right revolt against OK-Kevin… and who’s keeping it going and causing excruciatingly embarrassing drama for the supposed leader of the Republican Party. The pressure on McCarthy is titanic and even he won’t forget whose fault that is.


Gaetz, who still has a very serious child sex-trafficking case pending, probably shouldn’t be making powerful enemies. He has only to look to see how McCarthy took merciless revenge on poor, pathetic Madison Cawthorn, to understand that he’s not going to walk away from this battle unscarred. Despite Trump’s intercession on his behalf, when push came to shove, what was left of Cawthorn’s political career ended because of one man: OK-Kevin.


Now Gaetz— who was long ago accused, credibly, of having once murdered his lover/college roommate and who later “adopted” Nestor Galban, a young Cuban boy widely, and, again credibly, rumored to have been his lover— is setting the table for another GOP tragic comedy with his relentless savaging of McCarthy. He’s even now thrown over Marjorie Traitor Greene as his— pardon the ugly expression— “fag hag” and taken up with the even more ridiculous Lauren Boebert.


Yesterday Gaetz penned an OpEd for the right-wing blog the Daily Caller, Republicans Need A Real Leader, Not Kevin McCarthy. He began by predicting that “the vote will take several ballots and possibly many days. After internal debate, Republicans will come together and pick the right leader for the role and that should not be Kevin McCarthy.” Gaetz has announced in the past that he wants Trump to take the Speaker's gavel, which is patently absurd, but his stalking horse is in all likelihood Ohio fascist firebrand Gym Jordan, who is considered, at least among very right-wing Republicans a plausible party leader.


The McCarthy camp is spinning that Kevin must be accepted because “we have to avoid chaos.” Chaos for who exactly? The special interests that are counting on McCarthy as their lapdog? I’m worried about chaos in the lives of my constituents. They live under the chaos of vaccine mandates pushed by Kevin’s donors.
How well did Speaker Paul Ryan serve conservatives during then-President Donald Trump’s first term? Are we glad that his tenure got off to a smooth start? It would have been better to have debated and chosen the right leader. Ryan, of course, supports McCarthy.
Every single Republican in Congress knows that Kevin does not actually believe anything. He has no ideology.
Some conservatives are using this fact to convince themselves that he is the right leader for the moment, as McCarthy is so weak he’ll promise anything to anyone. As his mentor recently confessed, “He lies. He’ll change the lie if necessary.” McCarthy doesn’t just respond to pressure from the Right.
During several important junctures in the past decade, we’ve seen Cavin’ McCarthy.
On Ukraine, McCarthy voted yes for the $40 billion Ukraine aid package in May. He even pushed the Biden administration to further escalate conflict with Russia as he called for fighter jets to be transferred to Ukraine. During the Obama administration, McCarthy called for a no-fly zone to be enforced in Syria while the Russian military was operating there.
McCarthy even bought into the Russia hoax. In June 2016, McCarthy told other GOP congressmen, “There’s two people I think Putin pays: [Rep. Dana] Rohrabacher and Trump.” If he’ll fall for the Russia hoax, you won’t be surprised that McCarthy took a knee to Black Lives Matter when it mattered.
McCarthy joined Democrats last year to vote to remove historical monuments from the U.S. Capitol building. This is who Kevin is. He sticks his wet finger in the air to decide what position to take.
He told confidants that Trump should be censured or resign.
Leaders don’t wait to see what the crowd wants. Leaders also don’t take orders from lobbyists. McCarthy, who was previously honored as one of “the tech industry’s best friends in Congress,” opposes legislation that would break up companies like Amazon and Apple.
Would it surprise you if you found out that Jeff Miller, Kevin McCarthy’s “confidant,” was a registered lobbyist for Apple and Amazon? Apple and Amazon paid Miller’s firm over $1 million to lobby Republican members against breaking up Big Tech.
Why exactly again are we supposed to coronate a man whose top adviser is a corporate lobbyist for the likes of Pfizer?
McCarthy also failed in his duties to deliver a resounding House majority. He told voters we would have a 20-seat plus majority and said that 2022 could be “one of the biggest election losses for Democrats.”
Instead, we have a four-seat majority. It could be larger. McCarthy’s campaign to falsely claim Joe Kent is a socialist played a role in Kent’s tight 5,000 vote loss in Washington. Republican nominee Karoline Leavitt had McCarthy working against her up until her September primary. She fell just short in November.
In sports, when the team loses games it is supposed to win, the coach gets fired. In business, when earnings vastly miss projections, the CEO is replaced. In Republican politics, a promotion shouldn’t be failure’s chaser.
McCarthy knows he will end up failing Republicans and caving to liberals. That’s why he opposes reinstating the motion to vacate, which was in place from 1801 to 2018. He wants to make sure conservative congressmen can’t fix the problem once it’s too late.

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