America's Nazis Will Hold Their Annual Convention This Week

It's CPAC time again, where the Nazis in the GOP get to show they are the dominant wing and if you don't like it, go become a Democrat. The annual far right conference begins Thursday in Orlando with a speech by Hate Talk Radio host Ben Ferguson. Top speakers include far right provocateurs James O'Keefe, Jack Posobiec, Candace Owens, KT McFarland, Larry Elder, Sebastian Gorka and Charlie Kirk. Other star attractions include lobbyist Matt Schlapp and his family, who run the shebang, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy, North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson, Gov. Kristi Noem (SD), Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, Trumpanzee Jr. girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, Ben Carson, token gay Ric Grenell, British Nazi Nigel Farange, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Larry Kudlow, Devin Nunes, Mark Levin, Glenn Beck and Tulsi Gabbard. I won't be making a comment on Tulsi beyond saying how wonderful it is that she's finally bonded with her ideological soul mates. Hopefully she'll be announcing her party switch at the Reagan Dinner.

There will also be neo-fascist 2022 candidates galore, like Kelly Tshibaka (AK), Kari Lake (AZ), Mark Walker (NC), Rebecca Kleefisch (WI), Harriett Hageman (WI), Adam Laxalt (NV), John James (MI), Josh Mandel (OH), Eric Greitens (MO), JD Vance (OH), Dr. Oz (PA), Carla Sands (AL), David Perdue (GA), insurrectionist-planner Charles Herbster (NE), and Eric Schmitt (MO).

And sitting neo-fascist senators, such as Ted Cruz (TX), Marco Rubio (FL), Marsha Blackburn (TN), Mike Braun (IN), Bill Hagerty (TN), Rick Scott (FL), John Kennedy (LA) and James Lankford (OK).

And, of course the crackpots and fascist House members like Andy Biggs (AZ), Madison Cawthorn (NC), Jim Banks (IN), Byron Donalds (FL), Scott Perry (PA), Greg Steube (FL), QAnon Rep Mary Miller (IL), Ted Budd (NC), Ken Buck (CO), QAnon Rep Marjorie Traitor Greene (GA), Ronny Jackson (TX), Gym Jordan (OH), Matt Gaetz (FL) QAnon Rep Lauren Boebert (CO), Darrell Issa (CA), Mike Kelly (PA), Kat Cammack (FL) and Jody Hice (GA).

The highlight comes Saturday night when Señor Trumpanzee speaks at 7pm. Other presidential hopefuls speaking besides Señor T, Cruz and Rubio are Mike Pompeo and Trumpanzee Jr. So now you know. I'd stay away from Orlando this week. If you can't... triple mask and get another booster.