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A List Of The 147 Trump Congressional Traitors, aka The Trump 147

by Noah

Hey folks, it's time for another handy-dandy reference list from your favorite Prince of Snarkness! I thought it would be good to list all of the Trump congressional seditionists in one place. $en. Josh Hawley, above, is just one of the worst miscreants; a guy who clearly would have welcomed either the Nazis or the Commies to our shores. There's a 146 additional treason cretins listed below; 8 $enators, 139 Reps total. Maybe 1 or 2 are yours. Never forget that we pay the salaries and healthcare of these traitors. Hell we even pay for their computers and pens. Their toilet paper, too. They never run out!

The treason we all witnessed on 1/6 as thousands of Trump-incited white supremacist and militia goons stormed the Capitol Building from the outside had 147 congressional republican comrades working with them towards the same goal on the inside, all obviously planned and coordinated by the White House. No matter how softly the media keeps portraying it, the brutal reality is that the Senators and Representatives listed below, along with the Trump Army Of Goons all were and still are hell bent on making Trump's aim of overthrowing the government and installing him as "President For Life" become reality. There are plenty of others in both houses of Congress who have enabled Trump but these were the most actively subversive and treasonous on 1/6. In a sane country, every one of them would already be expelled and would have received dates for their trials on sedition and treason charges. They would be banned from ever holding public office again.

The dates for new elections should also be scheduled. Yeah, I have no doubt that most if not all of those newly elected by our Idiocracy's voters would be much like the traitors on the list below. To that, all I can say is repeat as necessary at the first sign of sedition. What we have in Congress already is bad enough. It's beyond stupid however not to draw the line in the cement at sedition at the least. To not do so is to invite the same or worse attacks on this country from within over and over again. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Arrest. Convict. Imprison. And let's not put them in some white privilege tennis camp like Nixon's assortment of slimebags. An American Gulag is called for. We have a whole Mojave Desert where one can be built; a useful and proper use of our taxpayer dollars if I ever saw one. No air conditioning. Any "wildlife" with from 4 to 100 legs, they are free to eat. As an act of humanity and public generosity, they can be provided with one 8oz. bottle of somewhat filtered Chernobyl water from their favorite country, a communal salt lick and one order of double hamberders with fries and taco chips per day. If they desire any additional liquid refreshment, they will be allowed to pump their own water and drink their own urine. Entertainment will consist of a 24 hour loudspeaker system that mixes the playing of Trump speeches with African field recordings, mariachi bands and every version of "Feelings" and the first two verses of "Yesterday" ever recorded.

Robert B. Aderholt, Ala.

Mo Brooks, Ala.

Jerry Carl, Ala.

Barry Moore, Ala.

Gary Palmer, Ala.

Mike Rogers, Ala.

Andy Biggs, Ariz.

Paul Gosar, Ariz.

Debbie Lesko, Ariz.

David Schweikert, Ariz.

Rick Crawford, Ark.

Ken Calvert, Calif.

Mike Garcia, Calif.

Darrell Issa, Calif.

Doug LaMalfa, Calif.

Kevin McCarthy, Calif.

Devin Nunes, Calif.

Jay Obernolte, Calif.

Lauren Boebert, Colo.

Doug Lamborn, Colo.

Kat Cammack, Fla.

Mario Diaz-Balart, Fla.

Byron Donalds, Fla.

Neal Dunn, Fla.

Scott Franklin, Fla.

Matt Gaetz, Fla.

Carlos Gimenez, Fla.

Brian Mast, Fla.

Bill Posey, Fla.

John Rutherford, Fla.

Greg Steube, Fla.

Daniel Webster, Fla.

Rick Allen, Ga.

Earl L. "Buddy" Carter, Ga.

Andrew Clyde, Ga.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ga.

Jody Hice, Ga.

Barry Loudermilk, Ga.

Russ Fulcher, Idaho

Mike Bost, Ill.

Mary Miller, Ill.

Jim Baird, Ind.

Jim Banks, Ind.

Greg Pence, Ind.

Jackie Walorski, Ind.

Ron Estes, Kan.

Jacob LaTurner, Kan.

Tracey Mann, Kan.

Harold Rogers, Ky.

Garret Graves, La.

Clay Higgins, La.

Mike Johnson, La.

Steve Scalise, La.

Andy Harris, Md.

Jack Bergman, Mich.

Lisa McClain, Mich.

Tim Walberg, Mich.

Michelle Fischbach, Minn.

Jim Hagedorn, Minn.

Michael Guest, Miss.

Trent Kelly, Miss.

Steven Palazzo, Miss.

Sam Graves, Mo.

Vicky Hartzler, Mo.

Billy Long, Mo.

Blaine Luetkemeyer, Mo.

Jason Smith, Mo.

Matt Rosendale, Mont.

Dan Bishop, N.C.

Ted Budd, N.C.

Madison Cawthorn, N.C.

Virginia Foxx, N.C.

Richard Hudson, N.C.

Gregory F. Murphy, N.C.

David Rouzer, N.C.

Jeff Van Drew, N.J.

Yvette Herrell, N.M.

Chris Jacobs, N.Y.

Nicole Malliotakis, N.Y.

Elise M. Stefanik, N.Y.

Lee Zeldin, N.Y.

Adrian Smith, Neb.

Steve Chabot, Ohio

Warren Davidson, Ohio

Bob Gibbs, Ohio

Bill Johnson, Ohio

Jim Jordan, Ohio

Stephanie Bice, Okla.

Tom Cole, Okla.

Kevin Hern, Okla.

Frank Lucas, Okla.

Markwayne Mullin, Okla.

Cliff Bentz, Ore.

John Joyce, Pa.

Fred Keller, Pa.

Mike Kelly, Pa.

Daniel Meuser, Pa.

Scott Perry, Pa.

Guy Reschenthaler, Pa.

Lloyd Smucker, Pa.

Glenn Thompson, Pa.

Jeff Duncan, S.C.

Ralph Norman, S.C.

Tom Rice, S.C.

William Timmons, S.C.

Joe Wilson, S.C.

Tim Burchett, Tenn.

Scott DesJarlais, Tenn.

Chuck Fleischmann, Tenn.

Mark E. Green, Tenn.

Diana Harshbarger, Tenn.

David Kustoff, Tenn.

John Rose, Tenn.

Jodey Arrington, Texas

Brian Babin, Texas

Michael C. Burgess, Texas

John R. Carter, Texas

Michael Cloud, Texas

Pat Fallon, Texas

Louie Gohmert, Texas

Lance Gooden, Texas

Ronny Jackson, Texas

Troy Nehls, Texas

August Pfluger, Texas

Pete Sessions, Texas

Beth Van Duyne, Texas

Randy Weber, Texas

Roger Williams, Texas

Ron Wright, Texas

Burgess Owens, Utah

Chris Stewart, Utah

Ben Cline, Va.

Bob Good, Va.

Morgan Griffith, Va.

Robert J. Wittman, Va.

Carol Miller, W.Va.

Alexander X. Mooney, W.Va.

Scott Fitzgerald, Wis.

Tom Tiffany, Wis.