by Noah
Just When You Thought Trump Couldn't Be More Pathetic.
Yep! The Diaper Don. Traitor Don. The Orange Menace To Society. Screeching Nails On A Blackboard Flor-i-Duh Man! Whatever you want to call him, Donald Trump is America's biggest horror, a true American Psycho. And, to date, no one has stopped him. All we have is a 845 page book that barely scratches the surface of his crimes and those of some of his accomplices. I commend those who did the difficult work and put it together but, in reality, it might as well be an unused cookbook. This Cookbook is nice to have but it would be much nicer if it was constructively used. Until then, we are starved.
The Trump Train is off the rails and as long as it is, this whole country will be likewise and it will get worse, much worse. In a more moral and civilized nation, Donald Trump, his family, and his closest advisors and aides would have already spent the entirety of 2022 shackled in individual solitary confinement cells, spread out among our various federal penitentiaries. If there aren;'t enough, I hereby volunteer my basement.
In fact, since, as Rudy Giuliani called for, "trial by combat," maybe that would be the way to go. Personally, I'm a traditionalist who would prefer trials (televised day and night), convictions, and, irony of irony since Republicans are such gun nuts, execution by firing squad. Trump blindfolds optional.
But I digress. As regular readers know, I am on various Republican Party email lists and that includes those that come straight to my email box from Mar-a-Lago or wherever the party's Dear Leader happens to be firing them out from. He even has an airplane he calls Trump Force One. I have no idea whether it's capable of flying or not but he loves to text pictures of it Anthony Weiner style. That's some sort of compensation thing, I suppose.
Recently, I have noticed that the Diaper Don's emails have been getting more and more frantic. They have an air of panic, as if he feels under pressure. He cries! He pleads! Yeah, he probably wets, too!
The signs of Trump's increasing desperation and torment actually put a smile on my face but they are both gratifying and horrifying at the same time. Considering how corrupt the John Roberts Supreme Court is, being able to get a bit of a glimpse of the torment that Traitor Don is feeling is likely all we'll ever get. I hope not but I have seen this movie. Anyway, what you see below is just part of an email that The Orange Menace To Society sent out this week as part of his consistently successful attempts to grift suckers out of their money. As 2022 has gone on, these emails have come more and more frequently with more and more of an urgent tone. Often, the request for donations from republican voters come with offers of an autographed "Trump 47" MAGA hat, a picture of his plane, a picture book, a Trump flag, or a chance to win a dinner with him in his uber-tacky Mar-a-Lago home (Bring your own Ketchup). The caps and bold letters are his and yes, he refers to himself in the third person as if to somehow detach himself from the insanity.
Friend, Have you heard the news? The January 6th UNSELECT Committee unanimously voted to refer Donald J. Trump to the Department of Justice. The Committee has been using the Democrat's favorite weapon - DISINFORMATION - and has been trying to make the case that Donald J. Trump didn't really believe that he won the election. This is a total LIE. Donald J. Trump never thought, for even a moment, that the Presidential Election of 2020 was NOT Rigged or Stolen. Now, with all of the massive evidence that has come to light, including recently the FBI suppression of Election changing information, it's more clear now than ever before that PRESIDENT TRUMP was 100% RIGHT! Your support is CRITICAL right now,
Friend. We want to show the Democrats that despite their LIES and TRICKS, the American People STILL stand with Donald J. Trump. These next 24 HOURS are so critical that we've activated an EMERGENCY 1000%-IMPACT.
The "Trump Defense Task Force Seal" is a nice touch, right? He gets the 13 stars above the Bald Eagle's head right, but why only 40 stars in the circle? Since he's already calling himself 47, maybe he plans on selling Putin 10 states of his choice? Nah, Trump and Ronna Romney McDaniel would just give them away for services rendered.
