What The Diaper Don Sees In His Mirror
by Noah
As 2022 went, the Diaper Don had more and more trouble dealing with reality. However much more can never be enough but, meanwhile what you see above is a good reflection of what he sees when he looks in the mirror. Many good shrinks will tell you that a severe narcissist like Trump loves self-images like that because, under the surface of their mind they're tormented by their shortcomings and inadequacies. No wonder he likes to be spanked by porn stars, and possibly, urinated on by Russian hookers, and regales us with tales of love letters from despots. All politicians crave attention but Trump is the most overt, pathetic, and over the top of all. Mirror, mirror on the wall.
No doubt the Diaper Don's self image issue was part of what drove him to commission that gross set of NFT cards that we all saw last month. We can laugh but they did sell briskly. The question is who bought them? His voters? Did they really pay $99.00 a piece or whatever it was for something that isn't even as substantial as a pet rock? If so, any Repug that I encounter better not ever bitch about the price of gas or rising food prices in my presence. Of course, the possibility exists that someone as sick in the head as Traitor Don would buy them all up himself in order to make it appear that "lots of people" think he is as great as he wants his supporters, us, and himself to think. I can see him instructing Eric and Don Jr. to buy them all up, can't you? You should note, however, that if he did buy them all, the money used most likely came out of all of the funds he's been soliciting from his supporters on a multiple times daily basis, So, in effect, his wacko deluded supporters not only actually did pay for the NFTs, they have even less to show for it.
Ah, but what other inspiration for the NFTs was there? That, ladies and gents, is where the bizarro world of Trump Fan Art comes in and, now, because I've been putting examples of Trump Fan Art in a nice little folder all year, I am able to present just a few of them to you for your amusement and horror. Enjoy! Here they are! And, yes, these fine art pieces say as much about those who make them and love them as the man who absolutely cherishes them and prizes them as accurate portrayals.
1. This one is very typical of Trump Fan Art. "See how buff and toned our hero is!"
2. This one is an old favorite of Republican voters everywhere. As you no doubt remember, the original lifesize model made its first appearance at a CPAC Nazi convention a couple of years ago but it has since taken on a life of its own and is available in a variety of sizes from lifesize down to paperweight size. Personally, I wouldn't mind having a box of them done up as those little candles that you can buy for various holidays like those Christmas Santa candles, Halloween Witch candles, and Thanksgiving Turkey candles. I would get such enjoyment out of lighting my Trump candles and watching them melt away into the blob that he really is. Come to think of it, a Melania Snow Globe might be good, too. That's icy snow, not the kind that another member of the family appears to indulge in very freely.
3. Yeah, Some Trump crackpot went and superimposed Trump's mug onto a famous painting of Napoleon Bonapart. I call this one Donnie Bonaspurs but whatever. Maybe we should ship Donnie Bonaspurs to the Isle of Elba and leave him there forever but I can think of other scenarios. For instance, how long would The Diaper Don last on the island in Lord Of The Flies. Seems more apt but then so does Bikini Island if we can renew Atomic bomb testing for one day. Just think; Trump would think he was being sent to an island full of porn stars in bikinis. Surprise!!!
There's tons of this stuff out there. Trump as Superman. Trump as Batman. Trump driving tanks. Trump astride blazing cannons. Trump driving giant bullet shaped locomotives. Trump with a giant, way oversized bazooka in each hand. Lots of real Freudian stuff that says a ton about its creators. Little Mushroom Man loves it!!! But, have you ever wondered what Melania thinks? Well, someone has taken a well-known piece of Trump Fan Art and added some nice dialog to it by way of editorial comment.
OK, by now you may want to know if there's an antidote for Trump's NFTs and Trump Fan Art. Consider yourself becalmed! There is! Just go to honesttrumpcards.com/ Here's just a sample of what you'll find; the Republican Party's Tennis hero and their Dear Leader doing one of the things they love him for, mocking the disabled.
